Who would win? 2

by Philip on March 1, 2006

If and indigenous toadstool with a nose the size of Audrey?

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James March 2, 2006 at 4:30 pm

My first instinct was to say that the indigenous todstool would win–seeing as how large Audrey’s vocabulary is–but then the other answer also appealed to me. You see, I have been tanslating a book in Latin about a monkey bent on world domination (his name is Hairy-Nose), and his divine calling (which was from a doped goddess) was very important. And so, after much contemplation and consideration, I am confident that the answer must be Bob. You see, Bob very cleverly pointed out to the monkey that he was surrounded by bars (being in a zoo), at which time the doped monkey, furious with rage, began to run wildly about. So doing, the monkey accidentally tripped over the toadstool’s abnormally large nose, breaking it off of his face. Now the toadstool was helpless, seeing as how his clandestine conspiracy to trick the monkey by sending in a giant wooden badger, had failed. 3-year old Bob being victorious, he contentedly rode away in his beamer Z3 stroller.

James

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Philip March 5, 2006 at 9:03 pm

after much thought on the subject, I have to say that James is the winner!!

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