Hi, It’s James again. This is just a reminder about my biology project. I haven’t mailed the paper slips yet, but I’m about to. Please respond/comment and let me know that you know that you’re going to receive these. (And, sorry Aunt Janie, but you, Uncle Woody, Aunt Phyllis, and my Dad still have to take them, even though you’re not Waldeckers). Remember, just place it on your tongue for about ten seconds, and if the taste is not very strong or nonexistent, then it is a NO; if the taste is strong, it is a YES. Once you find out, let me know. I will also be mailing a checklist for this and 5 other traits, which include hitchhiker’s thumb (where your thumb joint can bend backwards), rolling your tongue (where you can make your tongue into the shape of a hotdog bun), widow’s peak (where your hairline lowers to a point in the middle), free-hanging earlobe (as opposed to attached), and cleft chin (a strong dimple in the chin). Once you have the results, you can either e-mail me (my e-mail is gymdude27@comcast.net), call me (615-673-8191), post them online, mail me, or whatever floats your boat, cranks your tractor, etc., etc. Well, I hope that’s it… If you have any questions, call 1-800-thisisnotmyphonenumber… actually, just my regular phone would be nice. I will need these as soon as you can get me the results, so RSVP. Thanks!
James Davidus Adolphus Regulus Maximus Peregrinus Ususus Churchill (call me Jimmy)
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Roger, Jimmy.
Uncle Gary, over and out.
Or maybe you should be called James Davidthem Adolphthem Regulthem Maximthem Peregrinthem themthemthem Churchill 🙂
Seth
Rodger dodger Jimmy
Got it. Do you want me to do the taste test again (since I did it when we visited you on Sunday? The answer was NO).
So where do we get these papers we’re supposed to fill out or whatever it is we’re supposed to do?
Aunt Sharon
I have already mailed them to you. All you have to do is fill it out once you get it.
~James~
P.S. The PTC papers are kind of thin and small, and can be easily lost. Be careful. Thanks!